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Law. Technology. Strategy.

Tailored legal solutions that keep businesses moving with clarity and confidence, providing trusted support as brands navigate growth, regulation, and risk.

(ATTORNEY AS A SERVICE)

On-demand legal support, on your terms

Freelance General Counsel

Data Privacy & Cybersecurity

General Business

AI Governance

Trademark & Copyright

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(ABOUT ME)

Legal Counsel. Reimagined.

Let's be honest… no one wants to deal with lawyers. Good thing my firm only has one, me. I've spent 15 years in solo practice learning what actually matters: being strategic, responsive, and willing to think differently about legal problems. You can say I’m a legal Swiss Army knife. I've spent my career not just practicing law, but anticipating where it's headed. And right now? It looks like it’s heading straight into AI, data privacy, and the messy intersection of innovation and compliance. But whether you're in tech, a brand protecting your IP, or a business that needs contracts you can understand, then I’m here. Strategic counsel that cuts through the noise. The Credentials (Because They Matter): Law Degree-Check! CIPP/US (U.S. Privacy Certification)-Check! AIGP (AI Governance Professional)-Check! What actually matters is that I know how to meet clients where they are, understand what keeps you up at night, and build legal strategy that protects what you're building. The Extracurriculars (Because They Add Depth): Governor, Washington State Bar Board of Governors. Past President, Washington State Bar Foundation. Lecturer and staff attorney at the University of Washington. A decade volunteering in eviction defense. Named one of South Sound Business Magazine's 40 Under 40. The Bottom Line. My Attorney as a Service model has been running since 2012 — designed for modern businesses that need someone strategic, responsive, and willing to think beyond 'that's not how we've always done it.' I'm not your average lawyer. And I'm guessing you're not looking for one.

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Defined projects with transparent pricing

Custom Contracts

Monthly Legal Office Hours

3-Month Data Privacy Audit

AI Governance & Responsible AI Audit

Cybersecurity Framework & Vendor Management

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Have questions? Book a paid consultation to get guidance on your situation and determine the best approach. Know what you need? Book a free 15-minute scoping call to discuss a specific fixed scope service and get started. Need ongoing support? Schedule a freelance counsel discovery call to explore monthly office hours or custom retainer arrangements.

We discuss your needs

Whether it's a quick scoping call, a full consultation, or a discovery conversation, we'll discuss your situation, clarify what you need, and determine the right path forward.

We formalize the engagement

If we're moving forward, I'll send a clear engagement letter outlining the scope, deliverables, timeline, and fees. Once signed, we get to work—and I keep you updated every step of the way.

You get what you need—and move forward confidently

Whether it's a signed contract, a compliance roadmap, a trademark application, or ongoing legal support, you'll walk away with something clear, compliant, and actually useful—not just "legally correct."

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Legal answers in plain English

Running a business means dealing with contracts, trademarks, privacy policies, and now — AI? It’s a lot. And while I’m always happy to explain things one-on-one, here are answers to some of the most common questions I hear. Don’t see your burning question here? Reach out — or better yet, let’s talk.

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What’s fractional counsel, and why do you call yourself ‘freelance’?

They're the same. I just think 'fractional' sounds like you're only getting 1/8th of a lawyer. I've been freelance way before 'fractional' became the buzzword du jour. Full strategic legal support on your schedule, without the cost of a full-time hire. No fractions. No buzzwords. Just solid counsel when you need.

Why can’t I use a standard contract for my SaaS product?

SaaS contracts need to cover things traditional contracts don't; like data ownership, uptime guarantees, subscription billing, and what happens to customer data if you shut down. A generic template will miss these critical protections for both you and your customers.

Do I really need a privacy policy on my site?

Yes, 100%. If you're collecting emails, using cookies, tracking behavior, or doing anything else with user data, you need a privacy policy. It’s often legally required — and it also shows your customers you take their privacy seriously.

Can’t I just copy one from another site or use a free template?

It’s risky. Privacy policies aren’t one-size-fits-all — they need to reflect how your business collects, uses, stores, and shares data. A generic policy might leave out something crucial (or include things you don’t actually do), which can lead to legal trouble. A custom policy helps ensure you're protected and compliant.

Do small businesses really need to care about this privacy stuff?

Absolutely. Privacy laws don’t just apply to big tech anymore — and the cost of getting it wrong can be huge (think fines, lost trust, and lawsuits).

What is AI governance, and why should I care?

AI governance is about making sure AI is used responsibly and legally — with transparency, fairness, and compliance. If your business uses or builds AI, it's worth paying attention to.

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