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Let's be honest… no one wants to deal with lawyers. Good thing my firm only has one, me. I've spent 15 years in solo practice learning what actually matters: being strategic, responsive, and willing to think differently about legal problems. You can say I’m a legal Swiss Army knife. I've spent my career not just practicing law, but anticipating where it's headed. And right now? It looks like it’s heading straight into AI, data privacy, and the messy intersection of innovation and compliance. But whether you're in tech, a brand protecting your IP, or a business that needs contracts you can understand, then I’m here. Strategic counsel that cuts through the noise. The Credentials (Because They Matter): Law Degree-Check! CIPP/US (U.S. Privacy Certification)-Check! AIGP (AI Governance Professional)-Check! What actually matters is that I know how to meet clients where they are, understand what keeps you up at night, and build legal strategy that protects what you're building. The Extracurriculars (Because They Add Depth): Governor, Washington State Bar Board of Governors. Past President, Washington State Bar Foundation. Lecturer and staff attorney at the University of Washington. A decade volunteering in eviction defense. Named one of South Sound Business Magazine's 40 Under 40. The Bottom Line I’m freelance general counsel for modern businesses—the kind that need someone strategic, responsive, and willing to think beyond "that's not how we've always done it." I’m not your average lawyer. And I’m guessing you’re not looking for one.
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Running a business means dealing with contracts, trademarks, privacy policies, and now — AI? It’s a lot. And while I’m always happy to explain things one-on-one, here are answers to some of the most common questions I hear. Don’t see your burning question here? Reach out — or better yet, let’s talk.
What’s the difference between an MSA and a SOW?
An MSA (Master Services Agreement) sets the ground rules. The SOW (Statement of Work) adds specifics for each project. Think of it like the main contract and the add-ons.
Who owns the data in a tech agreement?
It depends on the contract — but you want to make sure you retain ownership of your business’s or users’ data, and that the provider can’t sell or use it in ways you don’t like.
Do I really need a privacy policy on my site?
Yes, 100%. If you're collecting emails, using cookies, tracking behavior, or doing anything else with user data, you need a privacy policy. It’s often legally required — and it also shows your customers you take their privacy seriously.
Can’t I just copy one from another site or use a free template?
It’s risky. Privacy policies aren’t one-size-fits-all — they need to reflect how your business collects, uses, stores, and shares data. A generic policy might leave out something crucial (or include things you don’t actually do), which can lead to legal trouble. A custom policy helps ensure you're protected and compliant.
Do small businesses really need to care about this privacy stuff?
Absolutely. Privacy laws don’t just apply to big tech anymore — and the cost of getting it wrong can be huge (think fines, lost trust, and lawsuits).
What is AI governance, and why should I care?
AI governance is about making sure AI is used responsibly and legally — with transparency, fairness, and compliance. If your business uses or builds AI, it's worth paying attention to.

Finding out your spouse is cheating or has cheated can be devastating for a marriage. Often times that leads to divorce. SO how does infidelity affect your divorce? Well….it doesn’t.
No Fault State
This is often hard to hear for the one that has been cheated on but Washington is a no fault state. That means you don’t need to find a reason above ““irretrievable broken”. That means the court is not interested in why you are divorcing. No one is responsible for the divorce or “at fault.” The marriage just isn’t working and cannot be fixed. So while you may want to crucify your spouse for cheating, you won’t be doing that in court.
Spousal Maintenance
Alimony or spousal maintenance as it is currently known, is always a big issue in a divorce. It gets even bigger when there has been cheating. Those who have been cheated on want to know if they get more and those who did the cheating want to know if they have to pay more. So does cheating change your spousal maintenance? No. Maintenance is determine on a variety of factors. Length of marriage, education level, need, and standard of living to name a few. A factor that is not used to determine maintenance is adultery.
While being cheating on is painful, it is not going to get you more money or affect the results of your divorce.
Divorce and Business.
You wouldn’t think these 2 things go hand in hand but they often do. That is why Sassy Litigations does both divorce and business. More and more people are partnering up not only in the martial sense but also in the business sense as well. Whether one spouse owns and runs a business or the couple is a couple-preneur that business will come into play during a divorce.
So How does a Business Get Divided?
Jeff Bezos’ divorce has sparked so much conversation about him losing “half” of Amazon. But is that really how a business is divided in a divorce?
First, and I have stated this time and time again. Washington is not a 50/50 state. Assets in a divorce are divided based on what is “fair and equitable”. So that may not be 50/50 but it could be.
Generally, the first step in dividing a business is to get a business valuation. You need to know how much a business is worth before you can divide it. Then there are 2 main options, award the business to one spouse and have the other spouse buy them out. If that doesn’t work then the business may be sold and the proceeds divided in a fair and equitable way. Another potential option is for the couple to stay on together and work the business. Of course for this to really work the couple needs to get along.
This is just if the couple owns the business together. What if the business is owned by one spouse and maybe a business partner? Things can get more complicated. Did you have the business before marriage? Did you start it after? These questions will determine if the business is separate or community property. Also whether your future ex-spouse will get anything from the business or your share of the business. These details will are better left for another post.
If you are divorcing and own a business you will want to consult an attorney skilled in this area to help you decipher the complicated web of the law. If you have a business and are considering marriage maybe a prenup is the way to go, The Princess can help with that.

Soon employers of all sizes will have to make some changes. The Washington Paid Family and Medical Leave program takes effect January 1, 2019.
Employers/business owners should have gotten an letter about this but many seem to be clueless as to what this is.
The Program is a mandatory insurance program that will give eligible employees in Washington access to up 12 weeks of paid leave if they need to bond with a child, recover from a serious illness, or care for an aging parent.
As an employer you will need to either withhold premiums or cover them yourself. There is a calculation you can do to determine the premium.
For more information visit www.paidleave.wa.gov/employers.

It is so easy to make a website nowadays. What is not so easy is making sure your website meets legal requirements. Most people don’t even realize that websites have such requirements but they do. One of, if not the most important is the Privacy Policy.
A Privacy Policy is required by a lot of different laws:
- Children’s Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA)
- The Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act
- The Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act
- California’s Online Privacy Protection Act (OPPA)
All of the above require a privacy policy in certain circumstances. Even if none of the laws seem to cover you your circumstances it is still good business practice to have a privacy policy.
We live in a time where everyone wants to know how their personal information will be used and stored. Transparency on this builds trust with your clients and customers. And what business doesn’t want to be trusted by those they serve?
So what does your policy need to say?
- What personal information a company collects from customers and other members of the public;
- How it collects such personal information;
- How it stores and protects the information;
- How it uses the information;
- How it may distribute such information; and
- How its customers may access the information collected about them and what choices they have to review, edit/correct, and perhaps delete such information.
There are several copy and paste privacy policies out there. But is it right for your company? A privacy policy is a legal document and you don’t want just anything. You want to be sure that your policy is accurate to your practices and actually lays out what you really do with the information.
